Remembering my friend Joe,
who reached the finish line
My friend of
nearly half a century, Joseph J. Challmes, died on Monday Feb. 9, of a heart
attack as he was leaving a Stoop Storytelling show at Baltimore's Center Stage
with his companion Margie Roswell. Today, his friends, family and extended
family packed a chapel at a suburban funeral home for a nonreligious
remembrance gathering.
Joe had
wanted his body cremated, and was not religious. As I have noted here in the
past, one of the traditions of my native Jewish faith takes place at the
burial, with an opportunity for each person to drop some earth into the grave
-- a last gift, of an act the departed cannot do for himself or herself.
Joe had no
burial -- in fact, he wanted his ashes scattered at the finish line of the race
track in Saratoga Springs, N.Y., his favorite thoroughbred venue. He was a
gambler, a storyteller, and a man most people could not help but like or even
love.
It was my
honor to deliver one of the eulogies:
Joe Challmes and I had a lot in common --
Baltimore boys who grew up, or not, at The Baltimore Sun -- neither having gone
to journalism school. We were, however, working our way through college. I
started there as a wireroom clerk and won a promotion to editorial assistant
and reporter, but Joe outdid me in that respect. He relished telling how he was
probably the only person who was promoted to the job of copyboy.
In the days
of newsroom typewriters, reporters would pound out stories on three-copy carbon
sets, a few paragraphs at a time. We called each page a "take" and
when it was ready to send to the city editors, you'd strip out the carbon
paper, hold up two of the sheets in a haze of tobacco smoke and holler out,
"Copy over!" And one of the half dozen or more copyboys, or girls,
would scurry over and grab them.
I was a
young reporter and Joe an editorial assistant when, on June 10, 1969, he managed a then-unthinkable feat -- a
bylined story. It was about the Govans neighborhood where he grew up, and
headlined: "Peaceful exterior veils the real McCabe." It painted a
sad picture of heroin needles, broken booze bottles and even seedier human
detritus along a troubled street also beset with racial tension
.
Predictably, the neighborhood association was
not very happy, and held an emergency meeting with a demand for an explanation from
the newspaper. Joe was off, maybe on vacation, and I was sent to appease them.
Among other defensive moves, I tried to explain that Joe was not actually a
reporter. I did not mention that his story was spot-on. I was, after all, a
goodwill ambassador that night.
McCabe
Avenue did not get better over time, alas -- nor has the world we inhabited
with great relish as 20-somethings. Murders, carjackings, drug epidemics, fatal
accidents, devastating fires, racial hatred. We were voyeurs of human misery,
misunderstanding and, the most fun,
social darwinism. Joe and I worked side-by-side on the rewrite end of
the city desk, taking notes from other reporters and turning them into fodder
and, on a really good day, front-page eye-poppers for the newspaper.
You can find
hundreds of Joe's subsequent bylined stories in a quick search of the online Sun
newspaper archive through area public library systems -- with headlines like
"Society figure's death leaves police baffled," "Maryland
Training School: Youth kept in leg irons," "Reputed psychic joined
murder probe," and "Chase ends in ladies room: Baboon free for 3
hours after escape at airport."
Joe was
probably the fastest writer I've ever seen, but he cheated. I'm sure he used
more than two fingers, and he would leave out words... like verbs. I'm sure the
verbs were in his head as he wrote each sentence, but he was thinking even
faster than he could type.
The Facebook
responses to news of Joe's death give you an idea of how good he was on rewrite
-- a senior reporting job that we occupied as two young crazies. Tom Linthicum,
who became a top Sun and Maryland Daily Record editor and teaches journalism,
offered this: "He was on rewrite when I started
as a police reporter at The Sun and no matter how much detail I gave him, he
always sent me back for more. It was a great crash course in reporting."
We learned
journalism on the job. And while we were absorbed by the newspaper world, and late-night
partying -- usually at the old Peabody Book Store and Beer Stube, whose owner
Rose Pettus ushered us regularly into the tavern's back-basement speakeasy for
after-hours drinking -- we were for various reasons slowly blowing up our first
marriages after helping produce a few amazing children. Casualties of our own immaturity, I guess.
Joe also had
another mistress, besides our newspaper and carousing -- the ponies. He was
consumed by a fascination for horse racing, and after a command performance of
his handicapping prowess for a betting audience of his newspaper bosses, talked
his way into a daily sports column under the nom-de-plume The Fashionable
Fraud. He had a pretend thousand-dollar pot for wagering in print, and managed
to blow it all before very long. But they gave him more pretend money to play
with.
Joe was not bad
at handicapping, He was very good. And hopefully you have by now heard the
recordings of his Stoop Storytelling appearances -- the first one, in 2009,
about his amazing day at the Belmont when he turned a borrowed $40 into enough
cash to help buy a farm in Carroll County with his then-wife Sharon, and breed
their own thoroughbred race horses.
The
fascination with racing also lured Joe away from his, pardon the expression,
stable job at The Sun. Somehow he ended up writing and handicapping for a business
offshoot of the owner of the Psychic Friends Network.
Later, operating his own
mail-order tip business, he took on a new nom-de-plume -- The Colonel. That's
Kentuckyese for a successful gentleman with a fondness for alcohol who knows
his way down the backstretch. He marketed a service in which bettors paid in
advance for the Colonel's favorite picks and, of course, the "lock of the
week." And a really great bet was called "a mortal lock." He had
no shortage of them.
Joe's path took him to New York, marketing and writing for a group of betting-oriented sports newspapers, and he expanded his writing work as a freelancer. None of this is easy. Joe worked hard to get by. Alas, horse racing -- like his poker playing -- did not make him a rich man, but losing in memorable fashion made for great storytelling.
Most recently he told of being knocked out of a big-money poker tournament in Baltimore's new Horseshoe Casino by a grandmotherly card shark. (The Global Poker Index rankings of professional players lists Joe as #187307, with career winnings of $496!)
I was
equally consumed by my newspaper work, so over the years our contact became
more sporadic. There was a visit to another farm in Pennsylvania, where Joe and
another life partner, Cheri Moats, had some kids and a herd of horses before
splitting up.
I saw a Facebook post by Cheri yesterday, recalling how Joe -- in
his first stroll outside their house after quadruple-bypass surgery -- found
one of their horses foaling with great difficulty in the pasture and managed to
save both equine lives.
A few years
ago, Joe and I began seeing each other more regularly.
With a few other friends, I helped Joe move
out of his huge but strange apartment beneath a strip mall in Hanover, Pa.
Strange is having an underground lair that includes a judge's bench and a
prisoner holding cell. And that's part of another tale you can hear online, at
both the Stoop Storytelling and SpeakEasyDC Web sites -- how Joe ended up
overseeing a way station there rescuing trouble-beset teens. You can find posts
this week on the Joseph Challmes Facebook page by a few of them, giving
testimony and thanks at how Joe had helped turn their lives around.
Joe was
planning to move to Charlestown, W. Va., near a favorite race track, but fate
intervened. He was having problems with one of his legs -- and his foot was
cold. I took him to his doctor there before we headed off with a U-haul
truckload of his possessions, and the doctor told him to go to a hospital
emergency room -- if not in Hanover, then in Baltimore. It took a few weeks
before the medical folks figured out the problem, and Joe lost the leg.
Talk about a
fall from grace -- he was homeless, really, and pretty much broke. He wasn't
even legally a resident of Maryland, and without insurance or state Medicaid to
cover the costs of rehab in a nursing home, the hospital was ready to send him
out into the world with one leg and a wheelchair. Still, sitting in his
hospital bed, Joe called himself the happiest one-legged man you'll ever meet.
I would not
want to get into the politics of healthcare and insurance. Rather, I speak to
the goodness of people -- in particular Margie, who came to Joe's rescue. And, it seems, she also had fallen under the
spell of a crazy storyteller with a booming laugh and a twinkle in his eyes,
and a heart that may have failed but was truly made of gold.
I was very
touched by a lengthy Facebook remembrance by our long-ago newspaper colleague
Patricia Rouzer, who concluded: "Rest in peace, my friend. May we someday
meet again, railbirds at the Saratoga finish line, basking in the warm summer
sun, clutching fists full of only win tickets."
Following are links to most of Joe's record six appearances on stage in Baltimore's Stoop Storytelling series, and at SpeakEasyDC (the 6th Stoop show, as I recall, was outdoors in downtown Baltimore's Charles Center, and apparently was not recorded):
From Nov. 10, 2008, on hitting it rich at the Belmont:
From June 1, 2009, newspaper days and handicapping the ponies:
From Feb. 11, 2011, on his odd subterranean apartment and teen-rescue center:
From Oct. 4, 2011 (played at his memorial gathering), about his recovery from losing a leg: http://www.stoopstorytelling.com/storytellers/1102
From July 25, 2013, in a smaller venue featuring short tales, under the theme of "Scars"
February 11, 2014 - Appearance at SpeakEasyDC's program, on the same tale as his 2011 Stoop tale on rescuing troubled teens.
Bonnie also blogged about Joe this week, as part of her 365-day project recounting a gift that each day brings:
http://bjschupp.blogspot.com/2015/02/day-62-raconteur.html
Our friend Stacy Spaulding and Joe himself blogged about his recovery from the amputation and fulfilling a vow to walk back into place he had last walked on two legs -- Oriole Park, in time for Opening Day, 2011:
http://www.stacyspaulding.com/new-season-of-hope-on-opening-day/
https://web.archive.org/web/20130929130543/http://lame-excuses.com/?p=69
Posts
